Introducing the "This Card Might Suck But I Swallow" greeting card, a humorous and self-aware option for your customers looking for an ice-breaker or a light-hearted way to acknowledge life's imperfections. The simple and clean design of this card with its bold, black font makes it versatile for various occasions or just a quirky note to a loved one. Made with high-quality card stock to ensure a smooth writing surface and a professional look, this card is sure to be a hit for those who appreciate a bit of dry humor. Patent Pending. Design Details: A minimalist greeting card with a clean white background and black text that humorously states 'This Card Might Suck But I Swallow' in a straightforward, bold font. Front Message: This Card Might Suck But I Swallow Inside Message: (Blank Inside) Size: 4.25" x 5.5" Includes: Greeting Card, Envelope, Plastic Wrap
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